Carry a pocket knife

11 March 2010 - Filed under Actions

Having a pocket knife is probably one of the best things you can do.  First of all it makes you look not only cool when you whip it out – it also makes you look scary. People don’t mess with guys(or girls) why have deadly weapons on them. But that is mostly for your peace of mind – You keep this knife in your pocket and hidden. You know you could kill anyone at any second and it makes you feel like a true badass.  Other than just looking like a badass there are other reasons to have a pocket knife on you.

What would you do in a car crash, for example and you or a loved one is stuck in your seatbelt and HOLY CRAP THE CAR IS ON FIRE. If you said “Probably sit there and die in a fire” then you, my friend, are someone who doesn’t carry a pocket knife.  If you had a knife in your pocket you could have cut your way out and lived.

There are so many reasons that it is helpful if you don’t already carry a pocket knife here are some reaons

1. You can cut seatbelts in a car crash

2. You can open letters and look cool while doing it

3. You can pick your teeth and look menacing

4. You can open boxes – Packaging tape ain’t got shit on you!

5. You are at least 5x better off than a prison inmate and can shiv someone.

If this isn’t enough to convince you – check out this site about Benchmade Griptilian knives (that’s the kind in the photo)

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