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Learn to properly train a dog

23 September 2008 - Filed under General Knowhow

Mmmm Beefy

Mmmm Beefy

I just got a puppy. I have had dogs in my family before… but my parents had no time to really train a dog much more than house breaking. This would give us a dog that wouldn’t pee in the house… but would also give us a dog that would chew things, beg at the table, steal food sometimes, ect ect ect.

Now that I have a puppy all my own (a german shepherd) she’s going to be trained and trained well. Not just with the traditional sit/stay but with all the cool other stuff german shepherds can learn. How badass will it be when the dog is getting me a beer and taking my dirty clothes to the basement. It will be damn sweet. Damn sweet.

Not only will it be cool when my dog is helping around the house it will actually make the dog closer to me, and in turn make me closer to understanding animals. People like the dog whisperer and others just know about animals… and because of this can control them – and not just their own. This is a very skill to have if say you find yourself in the jungle and want to live Tarzan style for a while or come across a herd of wild horses while lost 100+ miles from civilization.

To recap: Why I should learn to properly train a dog

  1. House wont smell like dog pee/poo
  2. Will not bark constantly
  3. Will avoid destructo rampages from your dog when left alone
  4. Can teach them how to to useful things your woman wont all the time like getting you a damn beer
  5. First step in becoming one with the animals

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