Use a Futon Cover

1 October 2010 - Filed under Uncategorized

So you just bought a new futon huh? It looks great. That pad you got is a rad color and your dorm room looks AWE wait for it SOME. Yeah, it does… But you know what? Your butt sweats. Some of you more than others. It sweats all the time and that gets through your pants… and what if you wear shorts?

You’re going to want a Futon Cover for that Futon Mattress. Otherwise in about 4 months your futon is going to smell like a stanky behind. And not in a good way.

A futon cover would also protect your investment from mac-n-cheese spills, wet farts – and when your roommate has sex on it.

To recap:

Why I should use a futon cover

1. Stanky Ass

2 Sex

3. Mac N Cheese

4. Farts

5 Sweat.

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