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Wash My Face Every Night

1 April 2010 - Filed under Actions

Your face gets crazy dirty. Just sitting around your face is constantly making oil and dust is hitting it and getting stuck there. And that’s just if you sit around – if you actually do any work other than just reading random things on the internet… Your face is constantly getting more and more dirty.

Your face being dirty leads to pimples, winkles, and just looking like a slob. You aint going to get no chicks (or guys) if you keep looking grimy.

Really the best way to wash your face is to exfoliate and get rid of all those dead skin cells and other crap that is just hanging out there. To do this you need a good product like a NeoStrata Face Wash. This will keep your skin looking good and people will want to touch it… Not only that but you’ll actually like looking in the mirror again when your face doesn’t look like a pepperoni pizza.

To recap: Why I should Wash My Face Every Night

  1. So you don’t get pimples
  2. So chicks (or guys) will touch your face with their mouth
  3. So can look in the mirror without the mirror breaking
  4. Because your face is a cesspool of nastiness
  5. Because you only like to eat pizza… not look like it

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